The Celebrity Condition

Christie Brinkley has surgery

Christie's emergency back surgery [Celebrity Nation]

Lindsay Lohan protects her organs

Lindsay Lohan is keeping her appendix in her freezer because she's afraid it might fall into the wrong hands and end up getting sold on eBay. Some may say she's paranoid, but frankly, I don't blame her. I think she's being smart. Think what kind of money it could fetch! I mean, how much was Britney's half-eaten sandwich going for? Or Jessica Simpson's gum? I think Kimberly Stewart is right, Lindsay should auction the thing off for charity.

Lindsay Lohan keeps body parts in her freezer [The Superficial]

Paris wonky-eyed no more?

Eye surgery. Something I'm sure you'd all like to avoid if possible. But not Paris Hilton. She's ASKING for it. First, by apparently getting her lids lifted six years ago, a procedure which damaged the muscles in her left eye and led to her trademark droopy-lidded look. Now, after insisting on wearing tinted contact lenses against her doctor's orders (her eyes are naturally brown, but she wears blue contacts), she's making it worse, and is reportedly looking into surgery to fix it. Sounds like fun.

Paris' Eyes Hate Her Fake Blue Contacts, Act Up [Popsugar]

Femalefirst Roundup

Ahsley Olson's totally OCD [FF]
British music producer Anthony Wilson has kidney surgery [FF]
Sylvester Stallone is a binge eater! [FF]
Jennifer Love Hewitt's dog is crazy [FF]
Kylie Minogue is sick on tour [FF]
Elton John is dieting down for his 60th birthday [FF]
Paula Abdul is a drunk [FF]
Julia Roberts weight loss dress [FF]

Lindsay Lohan's appendix

It's gone! Lindsay Lohan was diagnosed with appendicitis earlier this week and underwent surgery yesterday to have it removed. That poor appendix probably couldn't take anymore Red Bull. Get well soon, Linds!

Lindsay Lohan In Surgery [TMZ]

Quick Links a-go-go

The clock strikes twelve, and Britney turns into a pumpkin [Perez Hilton]
Teri Garr has emergency brain surgery but she's OK! [Tabloid Whore]
Top Ten Fittest Male Celebs from A Socialite's Life, and an honorable mention to Biel [ASL]
Biel is too buff for the Top Ten Fittest Females [ASL]
Oh my god, is Brandon Davis dying? [TMZ]

A Femalefirst roundup

Jamelia's umbilical hernia [FF]
Geri Halliwell's leaky breast [FF]
Madonna's arthritis cream [FF]
Nicole's gained 10 lbs? [FF]
Mick Jagger's pricey wrinkle cream [FF]

Wednesday Quick Links

Recent celebrity Cesarean due to STD (isn't this old news, from the last birth?) [Faded Youth]
Mick Jagger's father dies [FF]
Rachel Weisz thinks drinking while pregnant is OK [A Socialite's Life]
Victoria Beckham's Diet Coke diet not working for Katie Holmes [FF]
Nicole Kidman visist Keith Urban in rehab [Just Jared]
Pete Doherty will never stop doing drugs [FF]
Ms Dynamite injured in reality show high speed crash [FF]

Nicole Richie denies surgery

Nicole Richie has hit out against a Page Six rumor that she had a gastric bypass procedure reversed during her short stay in "rehab" recently by posting a message on her My Space page saying that the rumor is "pathetic" and a "shame" and that "anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done."

Oh Nicole. We just want you to get better. And to understand what the heck is wrong with you.

Nicole Richie Denies Gastric Bypass Surgery [Us Online]

Friday Quick Links

Matthew McConaughey was growing that beard for a movie [Celebitchy]
Bo Bice has emergency surgery [FF]
K-Fed wants Britney to stay fat because otherwise he'll get jealous [The Superficial]
Roger Ebert is recovering slowly but surely [Yahoo News]
It's hard for Mel Gibson to stay sober [FF]
Justin Hawkins's addictions drive him to quit The Darkness [Dailymail]
Mischa Barton loves mushy peas [FF]
Gerald Ford back in the hospital [CNN]

Quick Links: a world of health news

Eva Longoria is too scared of needles to get plastic surgery [FF]
Sarah Jessia Parker and Angelina Jolie show their age in a small way [Splash News Online]
Sheryl Crow is breast cancer free! [The Sun Online]
Travid Barker breaks his arm during a video shoot [The Showbuzz]
Peter Doherty holds up the Babyshambles tour because he needs more rehab [Fametastic]
Jimmy Buffett caught carrying Ecstasy, or was it just a prescription? [Celebrity Buzz]
Elle MacPherson flips flops on plastic surgery [Smart]
Opera singer Rusell Watson readmitted after brain surgery [FF]

Farrah Fawcett treated for cancer

Farrah Fawcett has been diagnosed with intestinal cancer and is undergoing radio- and chemotherapy sessions to treat it. She recently moved in with former boyfriend Ryan O'Neal, who is a leukemia survivor and who is accompanying her to the hospital for treatments. The 59-year-old actress is "determined" to beat the disease.

Shattered Farrah 'has surgery for cancer' [Daily Mail]

Sharon Osbourne to have weight loss surgery reversed

Sharon Osbourne will have surgery to remove the gastric band from her stomach. She had the band put in place ten years ago to aid her in losing 100 pounds but the band has reached the end of its lifespan and needs to be removed. Sharon, who has suffered from bulimia in the past, admits that she will need to see a therapist to help her avoid falling back into disordered eating habits.

Sharon Osbourne May Be Fat Again, Soon [Hollywood Backwash]

A Femalefirst roundup

Lionel Richie is also worried about his daughter Nicole's weight. But I think we know that already. [FF]
Bipolar Robbie Williams seeks help from a psychiatrist [FF]
Opera star Rusell Watson had a brain tumor [FF]
Barbra Streisand suffers from stage fright and takes pills for it. Really? [FF]
Robin Williams didn't leave rehab early, he ENTERED early. Sneaky Robin. [FF]

Friday Quickies

Peter Doherty is 100% clean [Fametastic]
So why does he still need needles? [Femalefirst]
Rod Stewart to have himself snipped [Femalefirst]
Drew Barrymore won't starve herself [Gossipin]
Candice Bergen hospitalized for high blood pressure [TMZ]
Robin Williams is out of rehab too! [x17 Online]
Gouty-toe Jared Leto hated gaining 62 pounds [Us Magazine]

Accidents, injury, illness and death: welcome to Monday!

Did George Clooney have malaria? [Femalefirst]
Some jerk tore off Catherine Zeta-Jones' tonenail [Femalefirst]
Sheryl Crow worries about cancer returning [Fametastic]
Aerosmith bassist Tom Hamilton treated for throat cancer [E Online]
Linda Ronstandt surgery halts tour [BBC News]
Jazz trumpeter Mayard Ferguson dies [NY Sun]
Apprentice winner Michelle Dewberry miscarries [BBC News]
Lee Otway gets hurt in Love Island punch-up [BBC News]
Actress Joyce Blair dies [BBC News]

Tuesdays with Mattie

Life & Style counts down the "Hottest Male Bods" [Faded Youth]
So that's why Kristy Swanson's looking puffy! [People]
Hugh Hefner didn't have a stroke, he had a lingerie party [The Washington Post]
Rogert Ebert has additional cancer surgery [Chicago Tribune]
Barry Manilow has hip surgery,just like his fans do [BBC News]