The Celebrity Condition

Summer hiatus

I'm taking a bit of a break from posting, but I will return in a few weeks! If I come across any photos worthy of Celebrity Cellulite of the Day in the meantime, I'll be sure to get them up here. Have a great summer!

Update

Posting will resume later this week. Stay tuned!

Posts will be back next week

Check back Monday, April 2nd for new celebrity diet, fitness and health news! Have a great week.

Down time

I've got lots of great posts for you, but I've been under the weather so I won't be able to get them up for a day or so. In the meantime, check out my favorite page: Cellulite of the Stars.

Back on Wednesday

I'll be traveling for a few days and won't be back to posting until after Tuesday. In the meantime, check out some of our most popular posts on weight gain, weight loss, plastic surgery, and of course breasts. Don't forget my favorite, the Cellulite Gallery!

Exam time

It's final exam time for me so there will be less posting for the next two weeks, but there should still be something new every weekday, so stay tuned!

Happy Holidays from TCC!

Ho, ho and ho! It's that time of year, when our favorite celebrities celebrate by popping pills, getting sloshed, getting arrested, taking their tops off, vowing to fight anorexia, etc. etc. It's a busy holiday season and I will be busily celebrating/traveling/working for the next two weeks. Check back January 1, 2007 for news posts and the start of a healthy, clean and sober new year!

Be a part of science

If you have a heart (and a blog), I know you'll help this poor desperate graduate student with his meme-tracking experiment. Link to his post from your blog. Do it for science.

My new neighbors :)

Limited posts until November 6th!

TCC will be updated sporadically over the next two weeks while we are in the final stages of Operation Brooklyn, our master plan to get closer to Matilda Ledger, Ramona Sarsgaard and the Connelly/Bettany clan by moving to their neighborhood. We'll return to our regularly scheduled posting Monday, November 6th.

In the meantime, enjoy Tyra Banks's enthusiasm over her BIGGEST BEAUTY SECRET EVER. I don't know ... I didn't think this was really such a big secret, but whatever.

Black Friday

I just wanted to make you all aware, in case you hadn't noticed, that BLACK is now the new black. Everyone is wearing it: Posh, Katie, Ashlee, Gwyneth, Jessica, Kate, J-Lo. Everyone except for Nicole. I think it's time to bring the black leggings, the Doc Marten's and the motorcycle jackets out of storage and proudly re-live the 90's. Yeah!

It's another TCC All-Male Friday!

You know what a picture of The Hoff means, don't you? That's right! It's another TCC All-Male Friday! Posts about men only, unless Nicole goes out and eats something again, in which case there will be the obligatory Nicole post. Enjoy!

ABC's "Six Degrees" filming today

The craft services tables for "Six Degrees" are parked on my street this morning, because the new ABC show has taken over the entire neighborhood for filming today. I imagine they will be serving the usual rubbery eggs, limp fruit salad and mushy croissants. The show premieres on ABC on September 21st, and is all about how everyone is connected to everyone else and stuff. Basically it looks to be based on a phenomenon every New Yorker is familiar with: Manhattan is a small island and you keep running into the same people over and over and your lives are all intertwined. Visiting the website and answering a short questionnaire I learned that I am connected to the character Laura, played by Hope Davis. This is indeed true: she wears Sonic Youth t-shirts and is starting a new job. Eeeerie.

Watch a video preview here. In spite of my usual tremendous cynicism about television dramas, this actually looks like it might be good. Any show that is full of New York stories and is filmed in my neighborhood has potential. And I love Campbell Scott and Hope Davis. Yes I do.

Welcome to TCC's All-Male Friday!

That's right, it's all about the men today. We know we put a lot of emphasis on female celebrities - their workouts, their weight gain, their cellulite, their wrinkles, their awful plastic surgery, their illnesses and addictions - so we want to show the men a little love. Today will be nothing but stories about male celebrities and their bodies.

Well, except of course for the obligatory Nicole post.

Enjoy!

Update: more posts!

TCC has returned to American soil. We plan to begin publishing posts more regularly throughout the day starting today, so check back often for the latest celebrity diet, fitness and health news at thecelebritycondition.com. Happy Tuesday!

TCC's European vacation

I'm flying to London tomorrow so the site won't be updated again until Tuesday August 15th. In the meantime, I leave you with this FANTASTIC treadmill workout below. Don't actually try this at home, or at the gym for that matter ...

Summer Hiatus

It's vacation time. The site won't be updated again until July 31st because it's time for me to pose for my own bikini pictures at the beach. I leave you with some celebrity weight news:

Lindsay Lohan talks about her weight, blah blah blah [A Socialite's Life]
The fat celebrities are back, but are they fatter than ever? [Just Jared]
Beyonce shows off [Starpulse]
And her secret is cereal! [Hollywood Rag]
Reese is working hard to live down that pregnancy rumor [Faded Youth]