The Celebrity Condition

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Britney Spears

And once more ...

Britney reveals her cellulite - and a whole lot more [Daily Mail]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Britney Spears

I couldn't pass this up. Finally, a shot of Britney's cellulite, in all its ... glory.

Britney Spears flashes her thong...again [The Superficial]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Karolina Kurkova

What's this? A supermodel with cellulite? That's right. You heard me. A SUPERMODEL with CELLULITE. Karolina Kurkova lets it all hang out during a recent fashion shoot in New York. Don't be fooled by the airbrushing, ladies. THIS is reality.

Karolina Kurkova has cellulite [The Superficial]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Sharon Stone

She's 49 years old and looks better in a bikini than some 21-year-olds we know, but yes, Sharon Stone has still got it ... CELLULITE.

Quick-change Sharon shows off her cellulite [Daily Mail]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett's got it. The lighting on stage was unforgiving when she performed at the Coachella Music Festival and revealed her less-than-perfectly-smooth thighs. Is that cellulite I see? What I really want to know is how come she gets to sing with The Jesus and Mary Chain? And why is she wearing Britney's hat?

Scarlett Johansson @ Coachella 2007 [Just Jared]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Britney Spears

Good ole Britney. She had two babies in two years and is working hard to get her body back. But here's evidence that she's got - yep, you guessed it - cellulite. Oh, and maybe she should wear a bra.

Where Are Britney Spears' Breasts Going? [Egotastic]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Charlotte Church

She's young, has her own talk show and is engaged to be married. She's also pregnant, got cellulite and will have a lot of post-baby weight to lose. And what's with the horrible corn rows? I have to admit, when I first saw her on TV singing with her angelic voice and all when she was just 11 years old or whatever, I just knew it was all going to turn out like this ...

Unfortunate Charlotte Church Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Uma Thurman

OK, I had to look extra hard to find any in this series of bikini photos of Uma. But this proves my point: no one, not even Uma, can escape it completely.

Uma Thurman has extremely saggy boobs [The Superficial]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Katherine Heigl

Yep. She's got it. Just like the rest of us. See more pictures of her bikini butt at the link below.

Stop Picking at It! [Mollygood]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: THE QUEEN

That's right. Mischa Barton's cellulite graces us with its presence once more. Follow the link to see the photograph.

Mischa Spent All Day Shopping and THIS is What She Wears?! [x17online]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Drew Barrymore

Drew celebrated her 32nd birthday by whooping it up in Hawaii with her BFF Cameron Diaz. It looks like she's having a blast, despite the you-know-what ... cellulite.

Drew Barrymore Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]

Sienna Miller claims she has cellulilte

Sienna Miller says makeup was used to cover up her stretch marks and cellulite during her Factory Girl nude scenes. Hmm ... I thought her thighs were impossibly perfect. I guess that's impossible.

Sienna Miller has Stretch Marks and Cellulite [Egotastic]

The Queen's reign continues

Oh Mischa! Gosh. In a way, I admire the girl. I'd like to wear short shorts too, but don't dare because of you-know-what ... the dreaded C word ... CELLULITE. But Mischa doesn't let that stop her!

Guess Who? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Saggy and flabby celebrity roundup from TMZ!

That's Donatella Versace bringing you today's cellulite. Check out all the galleries at TMZ!

TMZ's Sag Awards! [TMZ]

All hail the queen!

That's right, here she is: the reigning TCC Queen of Cellulite Mischa Barton shows us how it's done.

Caption Me: Mushy is Mushy [Perez Hilton]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Paris Hilton

Yep. Paris was photographed "working out" during a scene for her new movie "The Hottie and the Nottie". She's looking pretty skinny fat here, which means she probably actually doesn't work out regularly, AND she is sporting our favorite leveler of the rich and famous: cellulite. Check out more pictures of Paris working out after the link below.

Paris is Just Working on her Fitness [Popsugar]

Who's the reigning TCC Cellulite Queen?

Mischa Barton arrives late to the bikini party [The Superficial]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: The National Enquirer!

That's right! Everyone's got it! No one can escape! It's on the butts of celebrities the world over. CELLULITE! Thanks to Tabloid Whore for the cover scan.

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: NEW STARS WITH CELLULITE PHOTOS! [Tabloid Whore]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Tara Reid

Yes, it's old news, but Tara Reid is still looking a little weird in a bikini. And she, like the rest of the human women on this planet, has not escaped the fate of the dreaded cellulite.

Happy Holidays from Tara Reid [IDLYITW]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Penny Lancaster

Rod Stewart's 6-foot-1 fiance Penny Lancaster may have lost the baby weight she gained last year, but she hasn't lost the cellulite! Further evidence that even the genetically-blessed can't escape this fact of life.

The proof that even Penny's pins aren't perfect [Daily Mail]

Today's lack of cellulite brought to you by: Sienna Miller

It may just be a grainy photo, or could this really be? Sienna Miller has cheated fate by escaping the coldest, hardest fact of life there is: CELLULITE. Can it be true? Well, if it is, she's still young and there are plenty of years left for the dreaded condition to catch up with her.

Need A Reason To Hate Sienna Miller? [Hollywood Backwash]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Marcia Cross

It's cellulite time again, and this time it belongs to a pregnant Marcia Cross. Giving birth to a child may be a beautiful thing, but pregnancy ain't pretty, folks.

Baby ripple [Faded Youth]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Mischa Barton AGAIN

I know what it's like. You're young and slender and only get dressed while facing the mirror. It doesn't occur to you to turn around and look at the back of your thighs until you're north of oh, I'd say about age 25. Then reality hits and you realize that while you've been prancing around in mini skirts all this time your legs have been turning  into COTTAGE CHEESE. Enjoy these happy, carefree days Mischa, berry-picking and buying yams and not thinking about the backs of your thighs, because someday soon they will be over.

Mischa's Berry Busy Day [x17online]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Mischa Barton

That's right Mischa, just because you are young and tall and slim does NOT mean you are immune to that which is inevitable in life: LUMPY thighs.

What’s Worse? Mischa Barton’s Thigh Or Cisco Adler? [Hollywood Runa]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyn's got it too, and she mentioned it when she talked about all that "hanging and sagging" before.

Gwyneth Paltrow Hates her Cellulite [Exposay]

I'm right about cellulite

Experts agree. Cellulite is a fact of life. And dieting can make it worse.

Cellulite 'worse' after dieting [BBC news]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Mariah Carey

That's right. We've ALL got it. Even those of us who insist on continuing to wear short shorts.

Mariah Carey Shows Her Cellulite [The Skinny Website]

Today's fear of cellulite brought to you by: Sophie Anderton

Sophie Anderton, the 29-year-old model, is so afraid of getting cellulite that she's having nightmares about it. Good luck getting over your fear, Sophie. Cellulite is a FACT OF LIFE.

Sophie's cellulite fear [Femalefirst]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Christina Milian

Yes, it can appear on the front of one's thighs. Unfortunate for those of us who like to wear miniskirts.

Christina Milian has front cellulite [The Skinny Website]

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Eva Longoria

It's a fact of life. Cellulite.

Eva Longoria Will Join With Jessica Simpson?? [Celebrity Pictures]

Kate Moss has cellulite

This is apparently a photograph of Kate Moss's thighs. That is all I have to say.

The picture that shows even Kate has cellulite [Femail UK]