The Celebrity Condition

Kellie Pickler's new "shoes"

Some American Idol contestant got some new breasts or something. And Ryan Seacrest calls her on it.

Kellie Pickler Has Something New [IDLYITW]

Janet Jackson's scary cleavage

Janet seems to really like showing off her cleavage but apparently doesn't realize how creepy it looks. I can only imagine that that extra flap of skin is caused by bad plastic surgery. Am I right?

 

Janet Jackson's Breasts Are Bolted On [Egotastic]

Femalefirst Roundup

Keira Knightley is sick of being called anorexic [FF]
Sienna Miller won't let directors starve her [FF]
Eva Mendes is putting on pounds in all the right places [FF]
Gisele talks about anorexia [FF]
Singer Mika is OCD about his cuppa [FF]

A Femalefirst roundup

Jamelia's umbilical hernia [FF]
Geri Halliwell's leaky breast [FF]
Madonna's arthritis cream [FF]
Nicole's gained 10 lbs? [FF]
Mick Jagger's pricey wrinkle cream [FF]

Ivanka Trump's new breasts

Implants? What implants? [Faded Youth]

Tara Reid tries to fix her breasts

Tara Reid is undergoing oxygen treatments to help repair the scars left by her botched cosmetic surgery procedures. The treatment takes place inside a hyperbaric chamber into which oxygen is pumped to create a higher than atmospheric pressure. Thie same thing is used to treat decompression sickness, flesh eating bacteria and gas embolisms. Tara's getting serious!

Reid Tries Oxygen Therapy To Heal Nip And Tuck Scars [Femalefirst]

They're BAAAACK! Janet Jackson's alien breasts

What more is there to say? Except that we've seen them before.

Who's On Top of Janet Now? [A Socialite's Life]

Inflated

Kate Beckinsale has "not" had plastic surgery

Kate Beckinsale hates the fact that people think she's had plastic surgery, because it's a "shallow" and "selfish" thing to do. Apparently, she is much more secure and sensible than to do something like get breast implants.

Which is funny, because that's what I thought the stretch marks were from.

Kate Beckinsale's no to the knife [Femalefirst]

It's hard to be a woman Monday

Raquel Welch frowns on plastic surgery, but still has no frown lines [Femalefirst]
Tara Reid replaces her breasts [Egotastic]
Petra Nemcova admits to struggling with her weight [The Superficial]
Emma Thompson talks about the pressure to be young and thin [Daily Mail]
Britney Spears will dance away the baby weight [Femalefirst]
Kate Winslet is proud of her stretch marks [Fametastic]
Billie Piper was anorexic [Daily Mail]

Barbra Streisand forgot her bra

What was she thinking leaving the house without a bra? A 64-year-old woman should not go ANYWHERE without reinforcement. Especially if there's a chance she might be photographed. In fact, to be safe, Barbra Streisand should just wear a body suit made out of steel. 24 hours a day.

Barbra Streisand goes braless [The Superficial]

What does Tara have that Keira doesn't?

So Tara Reid made another unfortunate fashion decision recently. And Gossipin is hinting at the "A" word regarding Keira Knightley. My stance remains firm. The girl is skinny, but she's not anorexic. And pictures of her in magazines showing her with larger breasts? It's called Photoshop. Keira herself even pointed out that the movie posters for King Arthur included a digital-enhanced version of her chest. The below should be called "After Photoshop" and "Before Photoshop".

Tara Reid Shows Us Some Major Cleavage [Gossipin]

Keira Knightley Has Lost Her Chest [Gossipin]

Teri Hatcher tapes herself

Page Six quotes Teri Hatcher explaining how she uses tape to give herself a "temporary boob job." Apparently, when you're 40 and wearing a low-cut gown, this is a requirement. Remember when she said "they're real, and they're spectacular?"

Celebs & their beauty marks [Page Six Online]