Paula Abdul breaks her nose. Oops. [Celebrity Nation]
Lindsay Lohan is still drinking. And getting her lips injected? [The Superficial]
Nicole Richie is not, I repeat, not back in rehab for anorexia and drug addiction [TMZ]
Bud Bundy's got drugs [TMZ]
Selma Blair just got out of rehab [Celebrity Nation]
Keira Knightley talks about her weight AGAIN [I'm Not Obsessed]
Tyra Banks and the body she's perfectly happy with on the cover of Shape [Dlisted]
Kirsten Dunst may have a ... foot rash? [Just Jared]
Britney Spears plays tennis! Just like Gavin Rossdale! [Faded Youth]
Ashley Olsen eats! Just like Chloe! [Faded Youth]
Britney drinks too much Coke! Just like Carmen Electra! [The Superficial]
Nicole Richie takes Adderall to stay skinny! Just like ... Nicole! [Dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and appears to be taking care of her health by drinking kombucha, a fermented tea that has been used for centuries in Asia and Russia for its miraculous health benefits. The tea is brewed with a bacterial culture to produce a tangy, carbonated beverage which tastes a bit like vinegary wine. The drink is chock full of vitamins, acids and enzymes and the list of kombucha's reported benefits is huge, ranging from liver detoxification to restoring hair color to curing cancer and diabetes. Most importantly, kombucha is said to help accelerate weight loss and curb cravings for alcohol. So it's the perfect drink for Lindsay! She's drinking GT Dave's Original Organic Raw Kombucha (I know because I've got bottles of it in the fridge myself) and seems to take it with her everywhere.
Oh yeah, I also read somewhere that kombucha is supposed to cure cellulite. Now that WOULD be a miracle.
Careful Lindsay, because of its strength, you should only drink 1-2 cups of this a day.
Ryan O'Neil takes his tennis game very, very, seriously [x17online]
I didn't even know Jennifer "Yoga Body" Aniston smoked! [Faded Youth]
Robbie Williams checks out of rehab [Celebrity Nation]
Eddie Van Halen checks IN to rehab [TMZ]
Carmen Electra's diet pill contract hasn't run out yet [Hollywood Tuna]
Anne Hathaway doesn't care if she's gained five pounds [Celebrity Nation]
George Clooney has his eyes done [Daily Mail]
Amy Winehouse claims she's going to sober up [Female First]
Britney Spears's suicide attempts [Egotastic]
Courtney Love's ever-changing mask, er, face [Golden Fiddle]
Angelina Jolie gets scary thin [Bricks and Stones]
Lindsay Lohan is "out" of rehab after 30 days, even though it never really felt like she was gone. Her first stop was a club. And the night before that she was at a bar. I've never heard of this kind of rehab. It must be some new sort of reverse psychology technique they're using nowadays ...
Lindsay Lohan Exits Rehab, Enters Bar [Egotastic]
UPDATE. Britney's out again. She's left rehab after one day. For the second time.
Britney Spears leaves rehab again [The Superficial]
What? Being overweight hindered a musician's career? I'm shocked. [FF]
Mary J. Blige was scared straight [FF]
Anne Hathaway was really an angst-ridden teen [FF]
Jade Jagger gets drunk and ruins the flight for everyone [FF]
Hugh Grant can only dance with chemical assistance [FF]
Kate Bosworth's mother makes her eat [FF]
Amy Winehouse supposedly has an ultra-healthy diet [FF]
The Osbournes have a waxing nightmare [FF]
Lindsay Lohan enters rehab [The Superficial]
Mike Tyson was arrested on cocaine possession and DUI charges last Friday in Arizona. At least he admits he has a problem ...
Mike Tyson In DUI, Cocaine Bust [The Smoking Gun]
Tom Cruise was too fat for his wedding tux [IDLYITW]
Nicole Richie gains 5 pounds [Dlisted]
What?! Linsday Lohan is an alcoholic? [Egotastic]
Jennifer Love Hewitt is plump, not pregnant [Perez Hilton]
Katharine McPhee does Shape magazine [Faded Youth]
Lindsay Lohan overdoses on drugs [Egotastic]
Ewan McGregor needs a hypnotist to really quit smoking [Femalefirst]
Tawny Kitaen arrested for cocaine possession [Celebrity Buzz]
Today's DUI brought to you by Fabian Basabe [Perez Hilton]
Kate Moss is terrified of wrinkles [Femalefirst]
Ruben Studdard is a vegetarian [Us Online]
It's back to rehab for Peter Doherty [Perez Hilton]
Chest infection interferes with Lady Sovereign's performance onstage [FF]
Noel Gallagher says alcohol is worse than cocaine [FF]
Jack Black won't crash diet for a role [FF]
Scarlett Johansson learns dating drug addicts sucks [FF]
Thandie Newton got tricked into gaining weight? [FF]
Even Eva Green is self-conscious about her body. Oy, I give up. [FF]
Recent celebrity Cesarean due to STD (isn't this old news, from the last birth?) [Faded Youth]
Mick Jagger's father dies [FF]
Rachel Weisz thinks drinking while pregnant is OK [A Socialite's Life]
Victoria Beckham's Diet Coke diet not working for Katie Holmes [FF]
Nicole Kidman visist Keith Urban in rehab [Just Jared]
Pete Doherty will never stop doing drugs [FF]
Ms Dynamite injured in reality show high speed crash [FF]
Poor Nicole Kidman. Her husband is an addict. Yep, Keith Urban checked himself into rehab last week, and issued a statement saying he regrets the hurt he has caused his new wife and loved ones. All upcoming appearances, including at the CMA Awards, have been cancelled. Urban says: "I feel calm and optimistic about the future and with finally coming to terms with the reality of my condition." This is not the first time he's been to rehab, but in 1988 he was treated for a cocaine addiction, while this time the problem is apparently alcohol abuse.
Keith Urban Checks Into Rehab!! [Perez Hilton]
Matthew McConaughey was growing that beard for a movie [Celebitchy]
Bo Bice has emergency surgery [FF]
K-Fed wants Britney to stay fat because otherwise he'll get jealous [The Superficial]
Roger Ebert is recovering slowly but surely [Yahoo News]
It's hard for Mel Gibson to stay sober [FF]
Justin Hawkins's addictions drive him to quit The Darkness [Dailymail]
Mischa Barton loves mushy peas [FF]
Gerald Ford back in the hospital [CNN]
Eva Longoria is too scared of needles to get plastic surgery [FF]
Sarah Jessia Parker and Angelina Jolie show their age in a small way [Splash News Online]
Sheryl Crow is breast cancer free! [The Sun Online]
Travid Barker breaks his arm during a video shoot [The Showbuzz]
Peter Doherty holds up the Babyshambles tour because he needs more rehab [Fametastic]
Jimmy Buffett caught carrying Ecstasy, or was it just a prescription? [Celebrity Buzz]
Elle MacPherson flips flops on plastic surgery [Smart]
Opera singer Rusell Watson readmitted after brain surgery [FF]
Fergie pretended she was bulimic to hide her drug use [FF]
Helena Bonham Carter says we aren't all 20. So true! [FF]
Ashton Kutcher is put to shame by Brad Pitt [FF]
Tom Cruise protects Katie Holmes's delicate skin [FF]
George Michael doesn't have a drug problem. Really, really he doesn't. [FF]
Jude Law's beauty is hindering his career and tormenting us all [FF]
Buff twin Evangeline Lilly almost fell off a cliff [FF]
Lionel Richie is also worried about his daughter Nicole's weight. But I think we know that already. [FF]
Bipolar Robbie Williams seeks help from a psychiatrist [FF]
Opera star Rusell Watson had a brain tumor [FF]
Barbra Streisand suffers from stage fright and takes pills for it. Really? [FF]
Robin Williams didn't leave rehab early, he ENTERED early. Sneaky Robin. [FF]
Peter Doherty is 100% clean [Fametastic]
So why does he still need needles? [Femalefirst]
Rod Stewart to have himself snipped [Femalefirst]
Drew Barrymore won't starve herself [Gossipin]
Candice Bergen hospitalized for high blood pressure [TMZ]
Robin Williams is out of rehab too! [x17 Online]
Gouty-toe Jared Leto hated gaining 62 pounds [Us Magazine]
Remember how Carmen Electra, spokeswoman for the diet pill NV, drinks 10 regular Coca Colas a day as part of her "healthy" diet? Well, here's some evidence of her tremendous Coke habit. Get help, Carmen!
Carmen Electra Is About To Make Women “Sexy” [Hollywood Tuna]
Fergie talks about her meth addiction. Yick! [Hollywood Rag]
Rudy from the Cosby show is doing cocaine. Double Yick! [Bossip]
Too-skinny models finally BANNED from fashion shows (in Madrid) [Yahoo News]
AK governor loses 100 pounds, inspires other fat politicians [NY Times]
Sigourney Weaver's mom told her she wasn't pretty, sent her to therapy [Femalefirst]
Sigourney Weaver was traumatized by therapy [Femalefirst]
Cameron Diaz is trying to grow a butt [Femalefirst]
Robbie Williams has a very addictive personality [Femalefirst]
'Grandfather of Vogue' Willi Ninja dies [NY Times]
Today's bonus DUI brought to you by ... [BBC News]
How Oprah helped Queen Latifah quit smoking [Femalefirst]
Do YOU think Katie Holmes is looking better than she was? [Faded Youth]
Pete Doherty, Kate Moss's would-be fiance and lead singer of Babyshambles, was caught giving cocaine to a teenager at the Priory rehab clinic in London. Doherty is in the clinic after being charged with drug possession. Boy, I guess drugs aren't in short supply inside if he's got enough to go around. I'm sorry, but I'm eating right now so I can't bring myself to include a picture of him with this post. He's just too icky-looking.
Supermodel Amber Valletta is reportedly in rehab for stress, "image issues" and non-substance-related addiction. Huh? How can you have an addiction if there is nothing to be addicted to? I guess maybe she could be addicted to stress, or actually be suffered from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD). However, isn't that sort of thing treated by psychiatrists and doesn't rehab imply drug or alcohol-related addiction?
Listen Amber, if you're having "image issues", may I recommend cosmetic surgery? That's what everyone else does.
Amber alert: Model Valletta in rehab [Daily Dish]
Keane singer Tom Chaplin goes to rehab [Reuters]
Is Nicole Richie thin or Photoshopped? [Perez Hilton]
Pete Doherty flips out [Fametastic]
Kirsten Dunst gets A LOT of takeout [Smart]
Charlotte Church is too lazy to lose weight [Fametastic]
It's like a heroin addiction to him, but he's going to use hypnosis to quit ... because that's what Matt Damon did.
I Can't Quit You [Faded Youth]
A WAG hits the gym [Femalefirst]
Uma Thurman's cigarette addiction [Femalefirst]
Courteney Cox seeks marriage help [Femalefirst]
George Clooney got fat and wanted to kill himself [Femalefirst]
After staying sober for 20 years, Robin Williams has entered rehab for alcoholism. Williams previously battled both alcohol and cocaine abuse problems, quitting cold turkey in 1983 after his wife Valerie became pregnant with their first child, Zachary. After a recent return to drinking, Williams has taken the proactive approach of entering a treatment program to deal with it.
Robin Williams enters rehab [People]
There's definitely something wrong with Tommy Lee [Femalefirst]
Kate Beckinsale is at it again [The Skinny Website]
Penelope Cruz says Scientology is good for drug addicts [Femalefirst]
Julia Roberts looks her age [x17]
Is Joaquin Phoenix spending time in a "facility"? [Perez Hilton]
Did Hilary Swank divorce Chad Lowe because of his substance abuse problem? [A Socialite's Life]
Was David Hasselhoff kicked out of Wimbledon for being drunk and disorderly? [Perez Hilton]
What was Ashley Judd doing in rehab? [Us Weekly]
Actor Craig Charles from the British soap opera Coronation Street was suspended from the show after allegedly smoking crack cocaine. He will also not be presenting his BBC radio show while the drug use allegations are being investigated. BBC News reports that Charles previously spent time in prison on a rape charge which he was cleared of in 1995.
Actor suspended over drug claims [BBC News]
Ron Wood, the 59-year-old guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has entered a London clinic to be treated for alcohol dependency. BBC News reports that in 2000 he was treated for the same condition, after a very public altercation at the Brit Awards that year in which he threw a drink at DJ Brandon Block. Wood is still expected to join the Stones on their tour this summer, a tour which had previously been postponed while Keith Richards recovered from head surgery resulting from his fall from a tree in Fiji.
Ron Wood in rehab 'but will tour' [BBC News]
