Today's cellulite brought to you by: Charlotte Church

She's young, has her own talk show and is engaged to be married. She's also pregnant, got cellulite and will have a lot of post-baby weight to lose. And what's with the horrible corn rows? I have to admit, when I first saw her on TV singing with her angelic voice and all when she was just 11 years old or whatever, I just knew it was all going to turn out like this ...

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